I think the success of the first season of The Valley can be largely attributed to
I think the success of the first season of the valley It can largely be attributed to the chaos of couples. The show was pitched as a more “adult” version of Vanderpump Rules but it turns out that having kids didn’t stop Bravo stars from acting like high school students. From violent fights to rumors of infidelity, these couples are more interesting than I first thought.
Here are every couple in The Valley ranked from worst to best:
Jesse and Michelle (separated)
I think Jesse and Michelle Lally would agree with their placement on this list. The pair were waving red flags from Episode 1, from Jesse admitting he wasn’t a parent involved in the rumors about Michelle’s secret boyfriend. These two weren’t exactly giving relationship goals.
Jesse and Michelle have been flirting with the idea of breaking up since the beginning of the season, so it should come as no surprise to fans that they followed through on the idea. According to Bravo, they broke up in October 2023, though the breakup wasn’t confirmed until March 2024. In May, Jesse shared that he was dating someone new during an appearance on Page Six’s Virtual Reali-Tea podcast. The Valley star gushed about his new love, saying: “She’s just an absolutely amazing person with a beautiful soul.” Michelle also started seeing someone after the breakup. The real estate mogul told The Daily Dish that she is dating financial advisor Aaron Nosler.
“I suspect [given] “At his age, he’s kind of ready to find a serious relationship,” she said. “He knows I’m going through what I’m going through, and I didn’t know what was going to happen.”
Jax and Brittany (separated)
VPR fans won’t be surprised to see Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright at the bottom of this list. The couple had problems from the beginning of their relationship, from Jax controlling Brittany’s plastic surgery to him cheating on her with SUR waitress Faith Stowers. Fans always felt that Brittany deserved better than him and had mixed feelings about them as they walked down the aisle. In The Valley, Jax continued to receive backlash for his treatment of his wife. He criticized her drinking and showed her little physical affection.
Although the couple has stated that they “don’t believe in divorce,” they are currently separated. Brittany announced the breakup on the February 29 episode of her podcast with Jax When Reality Hits.
“I made the decision to move to another house to take some space for my mental health,” she said.
She spoke more about her decision in an interview with Page Six, telling the outlet that she felt unappreciated in the marriage.
“I asked him to do little things — four little things — and… going to therapy was one of them. She revealed that he has not done so yet. “So there are little things I asked him to do. We will see if he does everything, but we will also see if he changes anything.
Christine and Luke (dating)
Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick seem happy but there are some obstacles in their relationship. Luke is a Colorado native and has not fully transitioned to living in Los Angeles. Although he said he’s open to moving to California full-time for Kristen, he expressed that her space doesn’t feel like his home. They also move very quickly, which worries some fans. They have only been together for two years and are already trying for a baby.
Additionally, we saw Kristen avoid talking about her finances on The Valley, which is concerning. If they want to have a child together, they need to be able to talk about money.
Janet and Jason (married)
Janet and Jason Kaperna are a great match. Janet is more fiery and passionate while Jason is more calm and balanced. They seem to balance each other out well. I loved watching Jason buck his wife’s gossip habits this season. Overall, they seem to be a healthy and happy couple.
Danny and Nia (married)
Danny and Nia Poku hold the crown for the Valley’s favorite couple. The actor and former Miss USA have a lot going on, but their relationship seems strong amidst the chaos. They seem to be very in sync and completely in love. Nia talked about postpartum depression this season and Dani offered a shoulder to lean on. Excuse me!
Tell us – Do you agree with our list? Who is your favorite duo in the valley?
