I love superhero stories. Where the ordinary citizen is shocked by the extraordinary.
I love superhero stories. Where an ordinary citizen is given superpowers and is responsible for keeping the entire population safe. When the latest Marvel or DC blockbuster comes out, I find myself glued to the screen with popcorn and hope. Sometimes, I feel the same way when I watch Real Housewives Women are icons and heroines in their own right. While Zeus may not have put their faces in the zodiac, fans know they are in the presence of the god when they encounter them. So I couldn’t help but wonder, if the roles were reversed and our ladies were superheroes, who would they be?
Ramona Singer, Real Housewives alumna, has been fired.
What’s that saying, “Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee?” Well, for Ramona Singer, aka the Stingy Singer, we’ll have to switch the bee for a scorpion. I’ll give her a similar origin to Peter Parker. But with Ramona, she was retreating to the dusty desert of Sedona, trying to find her inner peace. Spoiler alert: she wasn’t having that kind of luck. As she lay snug in her bed, a tiny scorpion slithered under the covers. But this was no ordinary scorpion. It was a scorpion that had escaped from Sonora Quest.
With just a glimpse of her story, Ramona has been bitten. Now, with the poison coursing through her veins, she has paralyzed her enemy. Beware, Luann de Lesseps, if you don’t handle this stage show, the Stinger might kill you!
Jennifer Aidan?
Jennifer Aden’s comedy is sometimes what turns a boring episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey into an interesting one. As for Jen’s origin story, I’d compare her to one of the X-Men. Charles Xavier had many disciples under his tutelage, but none were quite like Rhapsody. She can put anyone into a trance with just her music. Jennifer’s talent is unlike any other, she can trick you into a hypnotic state with her impressions of others, almost making you forget that she’s usually the center of the drama.
Both Jane and Rhapsody are classy in their own right. They use their unique talent to win over the crowd. Jane’s ability to put a smile on anyone’s face allows her to gain their trust and, at times, establish them as allies in her fight against Daniel Cabral.
Real Housewives Icon, Tamra Judge
Tamra Judge is perhaps one of the greatest superheroes ever when it comes to The Real Housewives. She’s small but strong, and more often than not, she uses her powers for good. From the moment she shouted, “That’s my opinion!” I felt like she could be related to the Hulk family. Much like Bruce Banner, Tamra was caught between two worlds. One where she was a soft-spoken, newly baptized woman, and another where she was pushed to her limits by some of her fellow heroes.
But again, just like Bruce, Tamra has a very sweet side. Tammy Sue is nothing but a good friend who always spoke up for what was right. Whether she was warning Vicki Gunvalson about Brooks Ayers or Jennifer Pedrante about Ryan Boyajian. Tamra has a heart of gold and has become a fan favorite in the franchise, much like the big green guy in Marvel.
Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewives alumna
The former Real Housewives of New York star was a rogue housewife. Bethenny Frankel was always the dark horse who never gave up. If I had to pick a superhero who fit the profile of one’s mother, it would be Wolverine. Bethenny and Wolverine have gained a reputation for being fierce, often appearing cold and aloof. They were both formidable adversaries whenever anyone dared to cross their path.
After her recent campaign against the network, followers were quick to learn that Kitty has claws. But if you take the time to get to know Bethenny and gain her trust, you’ll be a protector for life.
Tell us – do you agree with our list? Are there any other Real Housewives who have superhero counterparts?
